Pee on the seat? Really?

OK ladies. We are grown ups here.

This is not acceptable. If you are the afraid to put your delicate bottom on a toilet seat and choose instead to pee all over it and leave it covered in your waste, you are the problem.

If you must do this, then clean up after yourself. You are not an animal and you do not live in a barn.

When I walk in a stall I’m so often tempted to turn back to the woman leaving it and say “Really? Are you still potty training? Are you expecting your mother to come in and clean up after you?”

But I don’t. I just inwardly rage. Is there something we can do to change this? All I want to do is sit down when I pee. Is that too much to ask?